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"The Entire First Zelda Game Summed Up in a Sentence"

posted Mar 16, 2017, 11:37 AM by Mr. J   [ updated Mar 16, 2017, 11:40 AM ]
By Sam Calpino

Okay so you you start by a cave and you go into the cave and you get a sword and then you do stuff and get a better sword and change your tunic to blue and then you go to the first dungeon and get a boomerang and a bow and then you kill the dragon Aquamentus and then you get the first shard of the Triforce of Wisdom and then you go to the second dungeon: The Moon Dungeon, and get the magic boomerang and beat the king Dodongo and get the second shard of the Triforce of Wisdom and then you go to the third dungeon, and you get the raft which is used 2 times in the entire game the first is to get a heart container and the 2nd is to get to the next dungeon but I'm getting off track, so you beat Manhandla and get the third shard of the Triforce of Wisdom and then you go to the fourth dungeon and you get the stepladder which lets you walk over 1 block moats of water or lava and then you beat the boss (I forgot what the boss's name was) and then you get the 4th shard of the Triforce of Wisdom and then you get the Power Bracelet, and then you go to a graveyard and get a better sword, and then you can do either the 5th or 6th dungeon (I did the 6th dungeon first, which is the Dragon Dungeon), and in the 6th dungeon you get the Magic Rod which shoots waves which is cool and makes the bow useless and then you get the 5th or 6th shard of the Triforce of Wisdom, and then I went to the 5th dungeon which is the Lizard Dungeon and you get a whistle which you can use to teleport, beat Digdogger which is this dungeon's boss, and get to the 7th dungeon which is the Demon Dungeon and you get the Red Candle and beat Gleeok and get the 7th shard of the Triforce of Wisdom and then you use the Red Candle to get to the 8th dungeon which is the Lion Dungeon, and there you get the Magical Key which gives you infinite keys and the Book of Magic which powers up the Magic Rod and then you beat Gleeok again and get the Triforce of Wisdom in whole and then you go to the final dungeon, the Skull Dungeon, and get the Silver Arrows and the Red Ring which makes your tunic red and then you beat Ganon with the Silver Arrows and then you rescue Zelda, and the game ends.

*Okay, so maybe it's a run-on sentence, but it's still one sentence!
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